1) If you're at a party and someone offers to play you at Guitar Hero on the 360, don't bother.
2) If you do end up playing Guitar Hero, for fucks sake don't say "I raped you at that last song"
3) If you do fall for the above two points, leave before one of the hosts comes up to you and asks you to leave because you "threatened to rape" his girlfriend.
Oh well. That's what I get for being so politically incorrect I suppose.