Please jump down to the section that relates to you. However, if this letter targets you, you are too big of a degenerate mouth breathing shitcock to be able to read. So have your state-appointed handler read it to you after strapping your hockey helmet and mouthguard on so you don't bite your own tongue off, you stupid fuck.
In The CarHi there. I drive a small stick-shift car. Sometimes, I have to turn right. Unfortunately, people turn left in the facing lane across a huge swath, and cut into my lane. This means I have to yield to those people.
If you are driving a humongous SUV, do not honk at me when I do this. If you do this, I will find your license plate number (since we are going to the same parking lot) and report the car stolen by pro-abortion paedophile terrorist extremists.
On The TrainSometimes, people want to get off a crowded train. This means, if you are by the door, you should step outside temporarily and allow them to pass. This does not mean that you should stand there and pretend to ignore me. If you do so, I will shove you, like I shoved the shit-eating cockweasel this morning.
On The BusShut the fuck up.
Special Section for Bus DriversThis is a table of the things that are appropriate to be doing if you are driving a bus.
Driving slowly on bad road conditions: Yes
Taking breaks: Yes
Taking 10 minute breaks, then driving 30 under the speed limit and using your elbows to steer while you rest your head on your palms: NO