The werewolves comment was a funny reference to this thread, but you had to follow it to understand it.
Rest assured that I have more backup copies than just 4.
Most of the events that I described had a part of truth ( yes, including the cops chasing the thiefs in the woods at 3 am. This really happened ). The timing was not though. The probability that all of that happened the same day, on April 1, is ridiculously low. I'd rather win at lottery.