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toot toot. I'm drunk.

I was at Opium. There was a hot chick. Well, two. One more so. They were German, one was stereotypical German; blonde, reasonably attractive, wouldn't say no, etc.
The other was just plain hot.
Brunette (Which isn't normally my type [red / black hair + pale skin for the win]), smiley, just generally smiley. Hot. Me, being the prick that I am asked if I could kiss her. Didn't happen. Unsurprisingly. "Err, no".


Oh well.
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You should have just told her you wanted to slip her the bratwurst.

I'm convinced that would have increased your chances of success ten-fold!

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