As the new Lounge moderator, I will be enacting sweeping reforms, which I shall post about in the Lounge as time goes on. These reforms include:
- Political Penance - If I catch you making a rhetorical argument in a politics thread, I will ban you until I have sufficient evidence that you have whipped/been whipped until you are sorry. GDNet-branded whips will be available soon at our Cafepress store.
- Parody Threads - I love these little bastards. Posters of good parody threads will receive admiration and a chance to evade the...
- Ban Lottery - Every week, I will ban a random Lounge lizard. Note that my random number generator is highly defective and accepts PayPal.
- Car Threads - We should have more of these.
PS: Check it out, Afterglow has bullet holes in the walls now.