So I finally got my own website and webspace, happily hosting the image above for around GBP4.99 a month. Seems like a pretty good service and was recommended by a client so all good.
Nothing there so far but: www.aardvajk.co.uk is open for business, or I'm available at admin@aardvajk.co.uk.
The cogs thing didn't work out so instead I've been working on the above "stompers" which can either go up or down and crush Squishy if he gets stuck between them. Work fairly well and were easy enough to implement with Box2D.
That's all for now and I'll update the site with some better stuff soon.