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No problem. We've only decreased productivity by 94%. Going by the tenents laid out by the movie Office Space, this yields a 146% pay increase, +329% promotion chances, and a 129% hotter girlfriend.

Yay anti-Productivity!

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I've been working so hard to pick up your guys' slack that the doctor said I have aged 700 years in the past two days.

So I killed him.

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