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Zero Gravity

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Mithrandir

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This is my Journal Entry. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Journal Entry is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Journal Entry is useless. Without my Journal Entry I am useless. Before God I swear this creed: my Journal Entry and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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Every time I think you have managed to create the most boring journal-entry in the universe, TurnipBoy(tm), you manage to outdo yourself.

A googleplex years from now, the universe will have less energy than a 9-volt battery. The knowledge that some of the once-abundant energy the universe had was used to write such a gigantically boring journal entry will cause the semi-sentient patterns of quarks that are the only remaining "beings" to weep and question the randomness that surrounds them why energy, once so very very plentiful, was wasted in such a way.

Before you write another entry, think of the quarks.

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A friend of mine was a Marine in 'Nam. He once told me he had to memorize that or something very similar at least. I thought it was cool.

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