I PROTEST THIS VOWELARY DISCRIMINATION AND SUBMIT TO YOU, POPULACE OF THE EARTH, TO END THIS BARBARIC PRACTICE, AND GIVE THE WORD "WHY" THE VOWELS WE'VE SO CARELESSLY EXCLUDED FROM ITS SUBSTANCE!!!
FROM NOW ON, THE ANTI-VOWELARY DISCRIMINATION LEAGUE (AVDL) WILL OFFICIALLY RECCOMEND THAT THE PROPER SPELLING OF "WHY" IS "WHAI". YES. TWO VOWELS. TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF VOWELS THE WORD HAS HAD FOR MANY CENTURIES NOW.
