(Online RPG game, like Kingdom of Loathing but more graphical and less humour)
So I was getting tired of random people from Mexico and Poland IMing me telling me about dating services, mail order brides, drug purchasing, and such. So I change my profile to say I'm a 73 year old woman. I mean, why would a 73 year old Canadian woman want a mail order bride from Estonia?
A few days later I get a message from this guy who is supposedly also in Toronto: "hey would you like to fuck a young guy in the ass wearing a strap on?"
Ok, voting time:
When I say I know someone named Yuri online, what comes to you first?
A) A 40 year old Russian man trying to find a cure for his loneliness.
B) A 17 year old Korean girl trying to waste her time when she's not watching drama.
C) That bald guy from Red Alert 2 trying to find my location to send his air armada after me.