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Road Kill Candy

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Road Kill Candy

I've heard a lot about this on the radio as I come in to work each morning.

I also remember that as a kid, and even to this day, when I'm eating animal crackers or gummy bears or any other sort of animal shaped food, I bite the heads off first. Anybody else do that?

So, it's OK to eat animal shaped food(and many animal shaped foods are also ENDANGERED)... just not if it has been run over first? Do I have this right?

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We're launching wars on lies, killing thousands of innocent people, paying reporters to tell us government lies. And people complain about candy that looks like road kill.


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No wonder Bush is in office. I'm surrounded by assholes.


KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

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Now this begs the question: what if the candy depicted insects that had gone splat on a person's windshield?

Nobody ever argues for insect rights.

Back in the day where DDT was the big problem, nobody ever said "we shouldn't use it because it is cruel to insects", they only ever mentioned the birds and how their eggshells kept getting thinner.

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I bite the heads off too. And if anyone is watching I like to give the thing a little personality before I chomp it's head off. The kids love it! Let's make little human baby shaped crackers and see if that does the trick. I bet the animal rights groups won't complain over that! Where my wife works, they are currently under attack for having pets in cages. Why aren't these people protesting the millions of humans in cages right now! This is all so absurd.
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So, it's OK to eat animal shaped food(and many animal shaped foods are also ENDANGERED)... just not if it has been run over first? Do I have this right?
I'd say that's a fair assessment.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects!!

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You think you're so smart sitting there in your chairs talking about candy, but how smart are you now when I'm crushing your heads!

I crush your heads!

Ha ha ha!

I crush your heads!

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