The zipper split open on one of the suitcases while being thrown on the luggage carousel. Some of the clothes made it. The rest are apparently wrapped around a conveyor belt driveshaft somewhere below D/FW airport.
The other suitcase is apparently still in Oakland.
Good work, United.
Got a good night's sleep. It's good to sleep in your own bed again.
See you at next year's GDC!