That means I qualify. Please send an email to email@example.com recommending me. I'd be a really good Pope, I promise. My platform is as follows:
1. Apologize for any historical nastiness that the previous Pope hasn't already apologized for.
2. Direct any underlings to turn in anyone involved in ANY criminal activity to their local police. If I get wind of anyone covering up a crime, I'll see that they get prosecuted as an accessory.
3. Allow women to be priests.
4. Acknowledge that birth control better than the rhythm method exists.
5. Make belief in a god optional.