So yeah, I was looking to implement some SPs and even triggers into my ASP powered web system, then I realised that the installed version of MySQL was at 4.x. It doesn't support SPs or triggers, indeed it seems that only the basic fundamentals of RDBMS seem to be in place. I've seen people criticise MSSQL over MySQL and say that MySQL is better because it's free, yeah - if you like a database without any features that would allow you to better separate your application / data layers. It's a shame this server on Brinkster doesn't support a better RDBMS, but then again as I've always said, you get what you pay for.
Oh aye, I've just remembered - I'm going to dig out my old code and publically humiliate myself soon with how crap it is. It should be a good lesson for myself and others to see me post mortem a few of my failed, dead projects.