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It's hard to believe that April is already almost over. 2005 is well underway, Star Wars release is a mere 21 days away. I'm an avid Star Wars fan. I have been sense I was eight years old and my uncle showed me RTJ for the first time. I suppose this could be hinted at by my current avatar. I just hope that it's impossible to screw up this newest addition.( The last two each had low and high points, but I believe that the style in which the stories were told, and the characters, and a lot of the acting could have been done better.) The ANNI-hilation(Get it?) of the Jedi order seems like it would be hard to screw up though. But then again, people are good at screwing up a lot of the time, so we'll just have to wait and see. There was a great Family Circus cartoon in the paper two Sundays ago. I would scan it, but I recently had a falling out with my scanner and we're no longer speaking. She's the one holding a grudge though, so I thought it best we go our seperate ways, I kicked her out and haven't heard from her since.

The comic strip went like this: There were a total of five cells I believe. The first one showed Anikin Skywalker and Padme talking Padme was sporting her look from episode one.

Padme : Now that we're married, I'm going back to my old hair style.

Anakin : NOOOOOOO!

The second cell showed Obi Wan and Anakin, Obi wan was handing Anakin a light sabre.

Obi Wan : The Jedi council has issued you a pink light sabre.

Anakin : NOOOOOOO!

The third cell showed Anakin and Jar Jar Binks ( I may want to mention that these were action figures in the hands of the eldest son of Family Circus).


Jar Jar : Me sa gon ta be ure padawan.

Anakin : NOOOOOO!

The fourth cell Showed Palpatine and Anakin.

Emperor: I promise I will never call you Ani.

Anakin : Hum..

In the fifth cell the father of the Family Circus walks in and looks at the two children playing with the action figures.

(Forgive me, I usually don't read paper comic strips, so I'm not familiar with the names of the characters.)

Oldest Son: We were just speculating over why Anakin turns to the darkside.

Funny huh?? No? Come on, it was hilarious.
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I'll take that bet! (Since 'anything' can be anything I hereby define that 'anything' will stand for negative one thousand dollars)

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Oh yeah, well I betcha' any unsigned floating point number that Anakin's mother's second husband's son-in-law's grandson's mother's husband's friend's nephew's grandmother's father-in-law's grandaughter's son's name is Anakin.

Rating++ for the first person who can prove this.

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Oh yeah, well I betcha' any unsigned floating point number that Anakin's mother's second husband's son-in-law's grandson's mother's husband's friend's nephew's grandmother's father-in-law's granddaughter's son's name is Anakin.

Rating++ for the first person who can prove this.

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