I'm currently living in a basement that I'm renting while I'm at college... my housemate evidently had someone who thought that it was worth their time to toilet paper the house.... Regrettably he is already gone for the weekend, making it so that I had to go out and pick all of it up... I know it was for him because there was a letter attachted to the door reading: 'Jay, you let us down and now you pay the price. DT + JE'.

I'm assuming that they are some local kids that he somehow betrayed... either way, he wasn't home so GOOD TIMING YOU LITTLE SHITES!