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Stompy9999

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You ever notice how Superman just puts on glasses, and suddenly his identity is a secret? I mean, you would think someone would be intelligent enough to notice that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses. I'm no rocket scientist, but I think I could figure it out pretty easily. Specially since he needs to "use the bathroom" every time some villian is nuking the crap out of Metropolis. And how come he always waits till after the commercial break to dodge a missle thats coming towards him?

Why do people try to argue that Coke and Pepsi aren't the same thing?

How come for every movie that comes out, there is a critic who claims it is the "Best movie of the year"?

Why hasn't there been a sequal to Battletoads?

If you can figure these things out, you know the meaning of life.
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Why do people try to argue that Coke and Pepsi aren't the same thing?
Because Coke doesn't taste as sweet as Pepsi. I can always tell when I order a coke and they give me a pepsi. ALWAYS.

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How come for every movie that comes out, there is a critic who claims it is the "Best movie of the year"?
Because critics can be bought.

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Why hasn't there been a sequal to Battletoads?
I've never even heard of it... tells you how popular it is [grin]

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If you can figure these things out, you know the meaning of life.
I already know the meaning of life: 42.

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Because Coke doesn't taste as sweet as Pepsi. I can always tell when I order a coke and they give me a pepsi. ALWAYS.


Actually, that is true. It seems funny that me that the soda industry is split into Coke and Pepsi, which own most of the other companies. Basically, they just copy what the other company does and vice versa.

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You ever notice how Superman just puts on glasses, and suddenly his identity is a secret?

Because in those days, glasses were so large that if you were to look straight at him, your vision would have added distance distortion, therefore making his head look skewed.

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Specially since he needs to "use the bathroom" every time some villian is nuking the crap out of Metropolis.

Because some people get queasy under stressful situations.

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And how come he always waits till after the commercial break to dodge a missle thats coming towards him?

Because even super heros need coffee breaks too.

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