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Well, I really don't have much to say, except that apparently if I don't update my journal for 24 hours, it gets tossed half the way to the bottom of the list...

Also, some people were asking me how my magician weapons work, so I have a small description:

The Wand of Slight Rectal Discomfort: You give it a good shake, and it will conjure a finger, which will effectively tickle your target's anus.
The Staff of Intense Serious Ass Fucking: Well, I don't think I need to give much discription of what happens when you cast this. Imagine a phantasmagory that instead of happening in your head, goes at the lower end of your larger intestine...
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The Most Unpleasent Knife of "Cut You Up, Foo!": Use your own imagination, you lazy bastard.

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