Post a link or something to ravbytes.reality.tk or whatever so I can remote link crap and provide a link. Otherwise you'll get an archwizard ad and you don't want that.
It couldn't have been THE big red button. He must have fallen on A big red button.
Speaking of buttons, does the IP ban feature allow wildcards? If so, someone should write in a button that bans *.*.*.* so we can have a _REAL_ big red button instead of jibberjabbering about it.
Mushu, that's even worse then the multi-ban washu wants for #gamedev. :D
White noise generator I've seen, sell them at places like brookstone ($50 usd for something that make sounds like a rainforest)
5 gallon jugs are the size taken by normal office water coolers. Typically people setup weekly/biweekly deliveries where some guy who carriers giant bottles of water comes in and drops some on the floor.
This person probably wants to reduce the possibility of assassination by means of electrocution in the bathtub. To be fair, being found dead in the bathtub is pretty embarrassing on several levels. Most of these levels have a tough boss at the end and that's not good either.