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I don't have much to say, except that ask a question from the vegetarians:
How on earth do you guys stay alive??

I had some veggie burger today, and God that was terrible. How can you guys put up with not eating proper meat?

Also: I can't sleep, again.
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I dated a vegetarian once. She wanted me to convert, but the stuff she ate was awful. Rabbit food, plus all sorts of various tofu products. In one of her magazines, I even saw an advertisement for something called Tofurkey. It was a turkey carved out of friggin tofu. There was a similar product that looked like ham.

It takes a sick, raving, twisted mind to think shit like that up. Honestly.

Besides, my mom raises beef. If I'd have converted (unlikely) she probably would have disowned me or something.

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I can't stand veggie burgers. If hippies forced me to eat them, I would have to sneak some meat in somehow. Potentially via killing the hippies.

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Well we stay alive by not eating flesh. [headshake] Our family is vegetarian and we never eat those fake flesh products. YUK!

By the way my 10 year old son has been raised with no flesh and is the tallest and strongest in his class (according to the gym teacher's report). He'll probably live to 130 if he doesn't get hit by a bunch of stampeding cows. [smile]

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If hippies forced me to eat them, I would have to sneak some meat in somehow. Potentially via killing the hippies.
And the hippies would retaliate by letting you continue to eat meat. [grin] (Potentially killing the flesh addicts)

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Some cool chick I know cooked me a vegetarian stirfry today with tofu. It was awesome surprisingly. Alternativley I've had a vegetarian pasty before. Worst thing I've ever eaten. but I've never had a normal pasty before either. *shrug*

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He'll probably live to 130 if he doesn't get hit by a bunch of stampeding cows.
It'll only seem that long because you don't eat any meat. [wink]

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