VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."
"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability," Robertson said Monday on the Christian Broadcast Network's "The 700 Club."
That's funny. No really, it is.
See, Jesus taught the following:
* Killing is bad
* Giving to the poor is good
* Greed is bad
So, how is it that the modern Christian ignores all of that and decides that killing is good, giving to the poor is evil, and being greedy is godly?
I don't get it.