Well, I got around to cleaning out my fish tank. I have this huge glass which holds 21 pints, which I use to store the fish in while it's tank is being cleaned. So I had just finished, and was emptying out the water from the huge glass, and I managed to slip in the bathroom and land in the bath on top of the glass.
So my hand now has 3 cuts on it, which are stinging like buggery, and won't stop bleeding because my hands are still wet from being submerged for 45 minutes...