In the meantime, I thought I'd post this joke I spotted on the MVP newsgroups (Started by Rich, one of the other DX MVP's). I have no idea if it's original, but it made me laugh:
Rephrased from the original posts:
Young girl goes through the Canadian security screeners, gets her geometry set conviscated. The fear was that she could have been a member of the terrorist group Al'Gebra carrying implements of maths instruction.
I thought that was great in an equally terrible "bad joke" sort of way.