Jump to content
  • Advertisement
Sign in to follow this  
  • entries
    94
  • comments
    127
  • views
    83610

You must not have desires for my ass

Sign in to follow this  
Seriema

275 views

So while arguing with a friend of mine, who claimed that God prohibits alcohol in the Ten Commandments, I went to Wikipedia to solve the discussion. No alcohol is mentioned in the commandments. But while looking, I found this a bit funny.

Quote:

Commandment nr 10
"and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."


What's so funny?

Quote:

"and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, ... or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."


Say what?

Quote:

"you shall not desire your neighbor's ... or his ass"


...HIS ASS?!?!

*laughs to death and goes to hell*

edit: but what if it's a girl?.. [grin]
Sign in to follow this  


5 Comments


Recommended Comments

Well, you know... donkey.

But yeah, the older bibles are funny like that.

-IV

Disclaimer: I am Christian. No flaming please

Share this comment


Link to comment
God doesn't prohibit alcohol when used in moderation. Remember the story of Jesus turning water into wine? Bring that story up :).

Share this comment


Link to comment
Quote:
from Dictionary.com
ass
n. pl. ass·es (sz)

1. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.

Share this comment


Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Advertisement
×

Important Information

By using GameDev.net, you agree to our community Guidelines, Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.

We are the game development community.

Whether you are an indie, hobbyist, AAA developer, or just trying to learn, GameDev.net is the place for you to learn, share, and connect with the games industry. Learn more About Us or sign up!

Sign me up!