Its true. Quite true. Indubitably and undoubtedly true. As I went to gather a Strawberry Banana Dora The Explorer Yogurt to accompany my breakfast medley of eggs, bacon, and pastry, I noticed that the receptacle was quite Empty. Outrageous. Horrific. Horrendous. Hodgepodge.
How am I to ingest adequate amounts of Calcium to keep my Bones strong and solid when there is none of that sweet, sweet, semi-solid fermented dairy product (with a most excellent blend of Strawberry Banana taste)? How am I to get protien and minerals Neccesary for healthy growth?
The consequences were dire. My nipples becaume quite erect and I was forced to sleep through Calculus class because of inadequate nourishment.
I hope the situation is rectified immediately and I will be submitting an Official Complaint.