Jump to content
  • Advertisement
Sign in to follow this  
  • entries
    119
  • comments
    151
  • views
    74515

A great Misfortune.

Sign in to follow this  
DukeAtreides076

117 views

My moste honoured and trusted Companions, I most regretfully inform you that a great Tragedy of dire consequence has occurred at approximately 9 am this morn. They did not have my Yogurt.

Its true. Quite true. Indubitably and undoubtedly true. As I went to gather a Strawberry Banana Dora The Explorer Yogurt to accompany my breakfast medley of eggs, bacon, and pastry, I noticed that the receptacle was quite Empty. Outrageous. Horrific. Horrendous. Hodgepodge.

How am I to ingest adequate amounts of Calcium to keep my Bones strong and solid when there is none of that sweet, sweet, semi-solid fermented dairy product (with a most excellent blend of Strawberry Banana taste)? How am I to get protien and minerals Neccesary for healthy growth?

The consequences were dire. My nipples becaume quite erect and I was forced to sleep through Calculus class because of inadequate nourishment.

I hope the situation is rectified immediately and I will be submitting an Official Complaint.
Sign in to follow this  


1 Comment


Recommended Comments

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Advertisement
×

Important Information

By using GameDev.net, you agree to our community Guidelines, Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.

We are the game development community.

Whether you are an indie, hobbyist, AAA developer, or just trying to learn, GameDev.net is the place for you to learn, share, and connect with the games industry. Learn more About Us or sign up!

Sign me up!