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Things that should not be seen

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superpig

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I write this entry whilst wearing a wig and a pink cowboy hat with sequinned trim.

Let me explain. Tonight is the night of one of Wadham college's most (in)famous annual parties - "Queer Bop." The boys go and girls, and the girls go as... well... underwear models.

I'm going as a sort of semi-cowgirl thing, I think. I've got the aforementioned wig ("Pop Star" style) and pink cowboy hat; I also got a sort of translucent leopard-style handbag to carry around. I'm going to wear a white shirt with the middle sort of tucked up and over (something like this).

I'm slightly missing things for the bottom half though - I'm content to just wear a pair of jeans, but I've got no suitable shoes, which is a bit of a bummer. I'm considering trying to get some heels at Oxfam or something; ideally I'd get some boots but those won't come cheaply. I might end up just wearing black shoes; if it really comes to it I could wear my skate shoes, but while comfortable, they definitely won't fit with the rest of the costume.

Anyway, now I need to go and buy lots of alchohol so that I'll be remotely warm this evening. (You might think that I need it in order to face the public. That's not true; I'm very experienced at making an utter tit of myself in public). I'm also wondering whether I should shave my stomach...
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Sounds awesome [grin]

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I need to go and buy lots of alchohol so that I'll be remotely warm this evening.

We managed to convince someone that 'beer jackets' were actually real. The world gullible comes to mind.

Jack

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Sorry, let me clarify. I'm very experienced at making an utter tit of myself deliberately in situations where self-tittification is both expected and largely desired. I'm quite experienced at making an utter tit of myself in situations where it is not generally expected, but only accidentally. I'm not at all experienced at making an utter tit of myself in public on purpose when nobody expects me to.

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