Let me explain. Tonight is the night of one of Wadham college's most (in)famous annual parties - "Queer Bop." The boys go and girls, and the girls go as... well... underwear models.
I'm going as a sort of semi-cowgirl thing, I think. I've got the aforementioned wig ("Pop Star" style) and pink cowboy hat; I also got a sort of translucent leopard-style handbag to carry around. I'm going to wear a white shirt with the middle sort of tucked up and over (something like this).
I'm slightly missing things for the bottom half though - I'm content to just wear a pair of jeans, but I've got no suitable shoes, which is a bit of a bummer. I'm considering trying to get some heels at Oxfam or something; ideally I'd get some boots but those won't come cheaply. I might end up just wearing black shoes; if it really comes to it I could wear my skate shoes, but while comfortable, they definitely won't fit with the rest of the costume.
Anyway, now I need to go and buy lots of alchohol so that I'll be remotely warm this evening. (You might think that I need it in order to face the public. That's not true; I'm very experienced at making an utter tit of myself in public). I'm also wondering whether I should shave my stomach...