Everytime I have something to say, something else trumps it.

If you remember a few days ago, I got called by Fox News in a rather pathetic attempt to trump up their "war on Christmas" shtick. Basically they wanted me to come on-screen to defend something that happened a year ago and pretend that it happened more recently.

Well, they did pretty-much the same thing again, only this time they went after someone with a little wider viewership than little old me, and the result was absolutely brilliant. . .

Watch this.

Nobody is better at calling someone a bottomless douchebag without actually saying it than Comedy Central.

Bravo!