Saying Christmas is under attack, Virginia Rep. Jo Ann Davis sought passage Wednesday night of a resolution expressing support for "the symbols and traditions of Christmas."
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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!
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"Christmas has been declared politically incorrect," Davis told colleagues on the House floor. "Any sign or even mention of Christmas in public can lead to complaints, litigation, protests and threats. America's favorite holiday is being twisted beyond recognition."
Oh god please just die.
Okay, this is a pure bullshit move. The law should never be passed because NO ONE IS ATTACKING CHRISTMAS IN THE FIRST PLACE (but hey, if this continues, maybe I'll fucking start attacking Christmas next year anyways), and is therefore COMPLETELY USELESS AND A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
But, seeing as how next year is an election year for the house, anyone who votes against this ... "VOTED AGAINST CHRISTMAS!".
I can see the election ads now.
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