THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS CONTINUES!!

Published December 15, 2005
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RARRR!!!!


Saying Christmas is under attack, Virginia Rep. Jo Ann Davis sought passage Wednesday night of a resolution expressing support for "the symbols and traditions of Christmas."


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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!


Quote:
"Christmas has been declared politically incorrect," Davis told colleagues on the House floor. "Any sign or even mention of Christmas in public can lead to complaints, litigation, protests and threats. America's favorite holiday is being twisted beyond recognition."


Oh god please just die.


Okay, this is a pure bullshit move. The law should never be passed because NO ONE IS ATTACKING CHRISTMAS IN THE FIRST PLACE (but hey, if this continues, maybe I'll fucking start attacking Christmas next year anyways), and is therefore COMPLETELY USELESS AND A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.


But, seeing as how next year is an election year for the house, anyone who votes against this ... "VOTED AGAINST CHRISTMAS!".

I can see the election ads now.

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johnhattan
They should attach a rider condemning the Plano school district for banning the wearing of red and/or green clothing.
December 15, 2005 02:16 PM
Pouya
Coca Cola will never let Santa Claus die.
They're the ones who have the big bucks afterall.
December 15, 2005 05:15 PM
aidan_walsh
I'll be voting Barry Lynn in future, me thinks. If I could vote in the US...
December 16, 2005 10:37 AM
Sluginator
Speaking of bs, someone who works at a hotel told me that she was admonished by someone for putting an angel on a Christmas tree at the hotel where she works. I suppose she should instead just drag a fat-ass Buddha statue into the place, as that wouldn't make the pagans as mad.
December 20, 2005 12:32 AM
Deyja
Hurray! Davis is the representative from my district. I knew I voted for her for a reason!

Incidentally, all the resolution says is it's illegal to ban the symbols associated with a FEDERAL HOLIDAY. Remember; it's not the christians upset about them displaying other religions symbols too: It's the christians upset when they display all the other religions, then ban Jesus! Interestingly enough, the ACLU claims there is no war on christmas, yet they are the ones who threaten to sue small towns if they don't change the school calanders from 'christmas break' to 'winter vacation'.

So, stuff it, you crazy liberal idiot™. Raar.
December 21, 2005 05:27 PM
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