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Fox News hasn't reported it yet, but expect to hear about it in the next few hours.

The War On Christmas is officially over, and the secularists won. Their tireless efforts to destroy Christmas were successful, and Christmas is officially cancelled.

There's still a little cleaning up to do, like leveraging all of the stores to accept returns on all gifts, but the fact remains that nobody will celebrate Christmas this year.
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Purely propoganda. This is coming from a father who wants to recoup the costs of this kid's Xmas presents!

Shame on you John!!!


P.S. If it works, please PM me! heh

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Well damn. I guess I'll have to return the Ferraris I just bought for all the GDNet staff members.

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This just in, secular Iraqis have been found taking down a Christmas tree en masse. Christian God-fearing American soldiers™ spotted French infidels assisting.

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