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I'm clolosing my journal for ever.
This is due to extreme sexual exhaustion. You see, typing with only one hand is quite difficult.

I might write an entry again if you e-mail John Hattan and tell him how great I am.
And then e-mail myself and tell me how great I am.
And then e-mail your parents and tell them how great Pouya is.

Then we can all go out to the woods to get some fresh air, and then we can see all the trees and LOL.

- Pouya Larjani
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Dear Mom and Dad,

Pouya is so great. He's so great that he can have sexual intercourse with at least fifty girls at once, with his arms tied behind his back. Seven foot tall, he stands, with fireballs blowing from his ass. He can take on one hundred black knights at once, all with their black helmets and lether belts of death. Stomping out flames with his left foot, he can do a little gig with his right and still keep the ladies entertained. Pouya is so... so... great.

From your loving son,

Rob

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