I enjoy alcohol. I consume a lot of it, in various forms. I guess I can be considered a social alcoholic - I drink because it loosens me up in otherwise non-existant social situations.
I swear though, I'm surrounded by lightweights. Whenever someone overdrinks (if its not me) it seems like I'm the one who takes care of them. Which is really annoying.
Myself and a two other friends were sitting around drinking and watching TV when a flatmate comes home smashed. Wow, interruption. So I end up watching him until he goes to bed to make sure he's okay.
As the girl was leaving she mentioned to me "You can always go watch some porn."