why does diarreha BURN?????

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55 comments, last by Apersonfromnowhere 21 years, 1 month ago
ah man..
i just had the biggest crap ive ever had!
The diahrea just pourd out of my ass like there was no tomorow (it HURT too). Then i had some big gas build up somewhere and it forced diahrea out my hole and it went spraying through the place between the toilet and the seat. Everybody herd it. Then when i wipe my ass, it feels like sticking a razor up it. when i flushed the toilet, it got clogged and overflowed. Diahrea got ALL OVER the damn floor! Damn Diahrea really BURNS! (literaly- it must be stomach acid or something!)
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wat if i dotn die? ill have diahrea AND broken bones/back/head
The pain from your neck and back will distract you from the pain in your anus.
With any luck, you will sever your spinal cord and therefore have no feeling from a certain point down... which will likely include... well - you know. Then you won''t FEEL the burning.

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I have an idea.
Just get a new lifestyle and this will probably
get rid of the burning pain in your anus.
ooh, dirty.
Bile acids burn your butt.
Maybe sickness, not enough daily fiber in your diet.

This too shall pass.

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