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I was bored today in math class so I started to think of what would it would be like if aliens tried to take over earth... Anyway, I came up with what I think is a pretty good concept for a first-person shooter. Aliens secretly invade earth and kidnap high ranking government officials from the US, Asia, and Europe and even get their greasy green tentacles on a few terrorists. They recieve information about weapons, bio-chemicals(or whatever their called) and secret technology of time travel, cyborgs, yadda yadda yadda. They use all this information and enslave Earth.(pretty original so far, huh?) But they didn''t ever think about Canada!(lol) Canada''s top scientists created a cyborg that would hopefully stall the aliens untill the rest of the world can build up an army or whatever to fight the aliens. I know its been done before... sorta... but what do you all think? this is what boredom does to me...

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I thought that''s what happened, didn''t it?

Or don''t I get out often enough...

Actually, what if we didn''t KNOW they had taken over? You''re a cop or something and you accidentally uncover it somehow... and hitch a ride on a secret automated transport to discover more, maybe end up in outer space to find out everything there is to know, then you get back to earth and warn the authorities, THEN they build the cyborg.

"Brak.. ka... we have a security breach..."
"I think we can ... ka... handle one little cop..."

(Wait, that line sounds familiar...)

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Because everyone knows in the event of a *real* alien invasion, it will be up to Canada to save the world. In a strange twist of fate (a la ''Signs''), our scientist(s) will discover the aliens have a weakness for beer...but only beer with over a 4% alcohol content. The States (with its weak beer) will be over-run until Canada can get its beer cannon working properly...

Ugh. Time for more coffee.

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quote:
Original post by Zaku2
why must i always use canada to come to the rescue? im not even from canada...



Maybe it''s because Canada has been preparing for war all this time. Like the quote from some god-awful John Candy movie goes: "Canada is preparing for war. Almost overnight they have moved over 90% of the population close to the US border..."

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Well with all this said the real question remains, What type of beer is most affective against the alien invaders? Labbat Blue or Molson Canadian? I guess you''d have to check the packaging for the alcohol rating

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Its only too bad that Canada doesn''t have a large enough military to defend itself, let alone the rest of the world.


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Don''t worry. When Canada has been beaten, Denmark will take over. The young people in Denmark are those in Europe who drink most beer. That makes us very powerful against the aliens...

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quote:
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Its only too bad that Canada doesn''t have a large enough military to defend itself, let alone the rest of the world.


Yes we do, its called the ocean and USA.

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Yes we do, its called the ocean and USA.


Exactly my point. The USA *IS* your Army. Whatcha gonna do if Aliens somehow manage take over our country first?


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ok.... first it was beer... then canada's army, then something about denmark, and now Canada has been taken by aliens...
I'm very, very confused...

[edited by - Zaku2 on October 8, 2002 10:24:12 PM]

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Why would aliens would invade USA first ? Is it because their planet was taken over by dietists and they need the high fat level in the food to survive ? I agree that beer does have an impact on aliens ... no fat.

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