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Tokikenshi

Hallo.

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Whew! Long time no see, indeed! I used to lurk on these boards back in the days when I was a moronic newbie. Well, at least a more moronic newbie than I am today. How cute. I made a joke. Anyway... Hello.

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cows can''t count. I tried to teach my grandmother''s cow, never got them to do even a simple addition. Things like, "if it takes one of you to produce one gallon of milk a day, how many cows do I need for a familly of 5, if the average human consumption is one and a half pint of milk a day? How many cows can I send to the butcher, knowing there are 15 of you in the farm?". Useless.

Cows in Sweden? They must be freezing their tits off. Are they of the furry kind? Do they hunt bears and make coats with their skins? Cows are evil, especially in stampeding hunting packs. And during a full moon, their howling would freeze the blood of even the most harden butcher.

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