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Forum Game - Vampire Dragons in Luurve

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It''s time one again for that simple social activity that always manages to hopelessly confuse everyone: TEH FORUM GAME!!! Playing on a few of the threads in the forum recently, our starter subjects will be: dragons, vampires, and love. Starter random words: tail, love bite, cold, gold, vivaceous, lisp, conspiracy, and comatose. Names: Feverith, Dorrowin, Jack, and Tootsie. How to play: I''ve explained this like six times, and it never seems to help - if you''ve never participated in a forum game before please simply search for the word "forum" and read some of the previous examples. But here goes the explanation anyway: a forum game is a social activity for the members of this forum. The idea is to cooperatively create a humorous game story/design. So the first person to go should pick two or all three of the subjects (vampire dragons? vampires in love with dragons? diseases of love (i.e. venereal diseases) turn people into vampires or dragons?) and then use some of the random words and some of their own ideas to give us a little piece of game (Once upon a time there was a dragon named Tootsie who was afraid of vampires, and this wouldn''t have been a problem except there was this vampire named Jack who fell madly in love with her...) Don''t take two turns in a row, don''t do anything that conflicts with what other players have already done, do be silly, creative, and cooperative. Okay? Go!

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The skies were overcast with a rhythmic undercurrent to the clouds. The trees stood at attention to the winds, their leaves glazing into hues of pale orange and winter-cold gold, the first stanza in a requiem for summer. The harvest season was beginning in Luurve, we all were naive and could only begin to understand what it would bring.

[edited by - Run_The_Shadows on March 18, 2004 12:57:32 AM]

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Luurve is a place? That''s fun.

Okay, so it was the beginning of the harvest season and everyone was naive because Luurve''s culture was on a level with that of 14th century europe. Hardly anybody could read and write, and society only approved of people who were good warriors (jocks! )

Now, the vampires liked harvest time because extra fieldhands were always needed - the vampires could work the fields at night and take part of their pay in blood tithe.

Did we say everyone was naive? Well there was one dragon who had rather rudely been made to learn some harsh truths about the world. Feverith was the Dragon Nobody Liked. She didn''t like brave warriors, so the other girl dragons thought she was wierd. She was smart, so she sometimes said things that the other dragons didn''t understand, which made them suspicious of her and angry because not understanding made them feel inferior. And she had a lisp, so they made fun of her by calling her "Feverith" even though her name was really "Feverish". So anyway all the other dragons were mean to Feverith and she in turn was mean back to them, so she was always lonely and angry.


So... what cool things might drinking dragon blood do to a vampire?

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Long ago in Luurve there where a group of men who lusted for gold this lust drove them to steal from and murder their neighbors. Until a gypsies curse finally punished them for their crimes, the curse caused their tongues to become forked the blood to turn cold and scales to grow on parts of their bodies, on some in more embarrassing places then others. But that was 300 years ago and now their decedents live across Luurve and are known as dragons.

Now, Tootsie was typical young lass except for the unfortunate case of VD(vampire disease) she picked up from a farm hand last harvest season. Since her parents still believed she was virtuous and moral girl,so she had been keeping this personal problem from them. But word had started to spread about it in some of the less reputable taverns, which was seriously cramping her social life. So she decided that the only thing to do was to make herself feel better by doing something nasty to someone else and noticing a rather lonely female dragon with a lisp across the town square she decided she had found her new "friend".


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[edited by - TechnoGoth on March 19, 2004 10:21:53 AM]

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I''m inclined to make this a vampire-dragon hentai story. I''ll go with my better judgement and I''ll not do it, but it could be set up for one.

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Original post by orionx103
I''m inclined to make this a vampire-dragon hentai story. I''ll go with my better judgement and I''ll not do it, but it could be set up for one.


Tell you what, why don''t you see how the game progresses - they never last very long - and when it''s been dead for a little while you can revive it by adding the hentai aspect and maybe we''ll get a little more fun out of it.

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Soon, after Favarith and Tootsie (unfortunately now known as Toothie to many of the tavern-goers as a result of her new friendship - I won''t bother repeating the jokes about the ''vivacious love bites''; there were far too many references to a creature known only as llama.cx). Now, it should not be forgotten that all the love Favarith had felt during her life were utter losses (the bastards just laughed) because of her lisp. Tootsie seemed to be filling that gap in her life with a wonderful friendship... and her connections with the nearby vampire town of Conspiracy (vampires chose to name their towns according to the habits of its inhabitants).

One day, a vampire named "Jack" came into Luurve, changing the naive Luurvites forever...

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Original post by irbrian
I''d like to contribute... but I''m already confused.


Just continue the story! Be funny and silly and write about vampires, dragons, and the love of a puppy! -- or, to utilize some of the starter words: a cold, gold, comatose puppy (who suffers from VD, even though he is *not* a dragon. or is he?).


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Okay, first time playing the game, so here goes....

Jack did not fear the Luurvrites, because his disguise was perfect. He strode confidently to the town''s market square, and being a very vivacious vampire, began shouting at the top of his lungs. "People of Luurve, come one come all, for here in my hand," he paused for effect, pulling out a small vial from behind his back. "Here in my hand I hold the cure for Vampire Disease!". It was then that he saw the young vampire walking with a rather out of place dragon, at the same time the young vampire looked his way...

okay so Jack''s disguise is open to interpretation and apparently vampires can tell if someone has vampire disease

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Now dragons are greedy, and Feverith was a dragon (if an unliked, outcast, lisping one). So when she saw her new (and only) friend ''Toothie'' looking at the snake oil vampire salesman... (erm... vampire snake oil salesman? vampire oil salesman? x_X) anyway, she burned (feverishly! ) with jealousy.

(How about this part with Jack and Feverith being jealous happens a little way into the story, and earlier we has a little plot about how Tootsie discovered she had V.D (initial incident) and ended up making friends with Feverith. And Feverith gave Tootsie some of her blood to drink so she wouldn''t be in pain from the V.D.)

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It had been an accident, really. Tootsie had been playing by the stream on a warm summer day five years ago. She saw the dangerously large fish in the water, which meant to her ten year old mind that the closer she got, the more fun she could have. So she skipped right up next to the shore, as close as she possibly could get without putting her feet in the water. In response, the ravenous fish swam up to meet her tender, juicy ankle with something akin to fishy glee.
Tootsie, not realizing the danger of her situation, stepped forward slowly, tantalizing what she realized where vampiric fish with the naked flesh of her foot. It lingered directly before the fish, almost within reach, then moved forward again, leading the fish onward in what was almost a game. The seaweed concealed the large rock on the shore, and before Tootsie knew what had happened, she was on her back, foot hanging in the air above the water, a temptation the fish could not resist.
A single fish leaped into the air and plaecd it''s razor sharp vampire''s teath into the soft flesh of her foot. They punctured her skin in slow motion, pulling themselves into her flesh, and then into her veins. Tootsie could feel the fish sucking the life out of her, but since the fall had winded her, she found herself unable to move. As the vampire''s serum began to work its effect on her, Tootsie began to fall into the sweet abyss of sleep.

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Well RichardVM's post totally contradicts my earlier explaniation of how she became infected by VD, as well as Tootsie um, questionable personality. So I'll ignore it for now and let someone else tie it all together.

(1 year ago, the last day of the harvest season)

The end of the harvest season, was a time of great joy and celebration in Luurve and was marked by the annual fermentation festival. Where all the villagers get together in the town square showing off what they have managed to combine and ferment during the previous season. This weekend long event helped people unwind and forget about all the hard work of the past two seaons. The festival was also followed an equally important all thoughless celeberated event known as mortition monday, where those who over enduldged or sampled some of the more questionable brews where taken care of.

Tootsie being the kind of young, moral and pious girl that here parents knew her to be, had told them that she was attending an all night mass at the church and so they had gone to bed early safe in the knowledge that their daughter was going to be far from the goings on of the town square. Unfortuantly like every year Tootsie had some how gotten lost on the way to the church and was now in the middle of the town square knocking back her third stien of what would lossely be called corn and carrot beer.

It was around this time Tootsie lost in her revialry spied an attractive tall dark stranger with seemingly glowing red eyes. Tootsie was rather taken by the young man and after some creative conversation on her part, she managed to convince him to give her a tour of a nearby root celler. This would turn out to be a costly mistake on her part because the next moring she awoke to find herself alone in the celler, with an aching neck, and an intense thirst and itching.

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[edited by - TechnoGoth on March 25, 2004 9:33:28 PM]

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