Looky what I made! =)

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Player -> Do you have any swords?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Can I buy it off you?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> Can I buy it?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I want to buy the sword! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Good, give me it!
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I hate you
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> Sword? You have?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> You have a sword?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> I'll buy it
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I'll buy the sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> buy
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> cost
Armorer -> It's 500 gold for the sword. Take it, or leave it.
Player -> take
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> take sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> take sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Fuck this
Armorer -> Excuse me?

It's great that you're making progress with this project, but the parser has lots of problems. Maybe this conversation I had can help guide you.

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[edited by - CGameProgrammer on March 22, 2004 11:17:39 PM]
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LOL I never laughed that hard for ages. Yeah, I got a good idea now. I never said it was a finished product, but your posts really help. Thanks!

ps. Excuse me?
quote:Original post by VThornheart
Out of curiosity, why shouldn''t it be saved in JPG?


I''m glad you asked, this is something everyone who uses the internet should know.

For line art/guis/cartoon drawings - eg. lots of flat colour,
png/gif are superior(look better AND smaller filesize)

For natural images - eg. photographs, images with texture,
jpeg is superior(look almost identical with way better filesize)

When jpeg is used incorrectly (for things other than "natural images"), it looks totally fugly.

example: (45,961 bytes)


See what I mean by fugly?

now using 24 bit png(17,394 bytes), almost 1/3 of the size.


Perfect quality.

The difference is clear.(pun intended)
Use the appropriate format for your images.

quote:Original post by VThornheart
I''d personally not reccommend saving as a GIF, not after the whole GIF patent debacle.


You don''t have to worry about that unless you write a program that loads/saves gifs. (If you use other APIs that have a license for it, that''s ok too AFAIK)
The GIF patent expired already in the US and I believe it expires in Europe this summer (or maybe it already did, I can''t remember).

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I can imagine...

Player -> Do you have the über-death sword forged by the Creator Himself?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
quote:Original post by CGameProgrammer
Player -> Do you have any swords?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Can I buy it off you?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> Can I buy it?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I want to buy the sword! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Good, give me it!
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I hate you
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> Sword? You have?
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> You have a sword?
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> I''ll buy it
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> I''ll buy the sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> buy
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> cost
Armorer -> It''s 500 gold for the sword. Take it, or leave it.
Player -> take
Armorer -> Excuse me?
Player -> take sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> take sword
Armorer -> Yes, I have one lying around here.
Player -> Fuck this
Armorer -> Excuse me?


ROFL! This is hillarous!! LMAO!
[size="2"]I like the Walrus best.

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