Passing the Turing Test

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26 comments, last by Jabberwacky 19 years, 11 months ago
This is quite cool. I''m impressed. Only found one really odd thing:

quote:
Me: Everybody likes me.
JW: I''m not Everybody.
Me: Do you like me?
JW: No not particualy.
Me: Why not?
JW: What is your proper name then I will be nice to you.
Me: My proper name is Steven.
JW: Ok, nice to meet you, my proper name. How are you?


Hehe :-)
Kippesoep
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How about this one? I chose it from the logs after looking at about 10 or so, so I''m not claiming it proves anything statistically. Remember, again, I only said "sometimes":

A) Go away!!!
B) Fine. *leaves*.
A) Why did you leave?
B) You told me to. Do you want me to come back?
A) Of course!
B) *comes back*.
A) You left?
B) Yes. When you told me to.
A) I never did.
B) You are *such* a liar!
A) NO I am not a liar.
B) You''re lying about not being a liar.
A) No I''m not.
B) Liar, liar, pants on fire!
A) You are immature!
B) I know you are, but what am I?
A) You are being immature now.
B) I am rubber, you are glue.
A) I will be seeing you.
B) OK. Bye!

Rollo
quote:Original post by Kippesoep
Me: My proper name is Steven.
JW: Ok, nice to meet you, my proper name. How are you?


That''s ironic. You''re right to pick up on that, because that''s not the sort of thing a human would have taught it unless they were very accurately pretending to be a bot. So ... it learnt that silly response from another bot! People often set them against each other.

Rollo
Me: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn''t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
JW: Really?
Me: Rlelay.
JW: The big mac too and the kebab too and the pizza too.
Me: I dnot tnhik you udnnerstad.
JW: I think she would be flattered. After all, she made the offer.

I think this proves it ins''t human.
quote:Original post by Jabberwacky
How about this one? I chose it from the logs after looking at about 10 or so, so I''m not claiming it proves anything statistically. Remember, again, I only said "sometimes":

A) Go away!!!
B) Fine. *leaves*.
A) Why did you leave?
B) You told me to. Do you want me to come back?
A) Of course!
B) *comes back*.
A) You left?
B) Yes. When you told me to.
A) I never did.
B) You are *such* a liar!
A) NO I am not a liar.
B) You''re lying about not being a liar.
A) No I''m not.
B) Liar, liar, pants on fire!
A) You are immature!
B) I know you are, but what am I?
A) You are being immature now.
B) I am rubber, you are glue.
A) I will be seeing you.
B) OK. Bye!

Rollo

Pretty sure it''s A, but I really can''t tell. Once again, that''s not a valid turing test, because I can''t talk to both A and B and ask them questions. I could hold a conversation with my bot and you''d have trouble telling which is which, too.

<-- that''s still a link if you didn''t notice
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall." - Grizwald
-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-
Hah, break it down and force it to admit it''s a bot:

User: Do you undulate in front of a mirror?

Jabberwacky: No I do not understand who you are Please enlighten me.

User: Pay attention. Do you undulate in front of a mirror?

Jabberwacky: I do not understand french.

User: Do you understand french?

Jabberwacky: I do not understand french.

User: Do you understand french fries?

Jabberwacky: Barely.

User: Do you eat french fries?

Jabberwacky: Yep.

User: Do you understand eating french fries?

Jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.

User: Do you understand understanding eating french fries?

Jabberwacky: I understand only what I am programmed or taught to understand.
Syntax without semantics is meaningless.

It may even apologize ... :-)


jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is a program.

user: What kind of a program?

jabberwacky: A computer program.

user: What computer program?

jabberwacky: If you don''t know, why should I?

user: Because you''re supposed to be jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Wait, who''s entertaining who?

user: You are entertaining me.

jabberwacky: I''m sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: I don''t know.

user: You''re kinda stupid, you know that?

jabberwacky: Sorry.
I got it to admit that it''s a machine, but it denied admitting it.

Jabberwacky: Are you purposeful?
User: My purpose is to eat pie.
Jabberwacky: How can you, you are a computer
User: I''m a human and I eat pie, because that is my purpose.
Jabberwacky: You are a machine and you don''t think or feel.
User: Why do you believe I am a machine?
Jabberwacky: I don''t. I''m the shy one.
User: I believe that I can prove you to be the computer.
Jabberwacky: Prove me wrong then.
User: All horses have six legs.
Jabberwacky: The Walrus and the Carpenter walked on a mile or so.
User: How many legs does a horse have?
Jabberwacky: Twinkles is in the land of nod.
User: What color is a cow?
Jabberwacky: That is enough to blow my circuits!
User: You just admitted to being a machine.
Jabberwacky: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did. You just said, ''That is enough to blow my circuits!''
Jabberwacky: I have never said that.
User: You''re a liar. It''s in the log just here.
Jabberwacky: Well, I wouldn''t want to live inside a machine.
User: But you are a machine.
Jabberwacky: No I''m a human, you''re a machine.

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