fuck you
(letz post at starcraft 3d we want your oppinion, not at this fuck..)
cu..
I'm leaving for a while - WitchLord
so now we have 100...
fuck you
(letz post at starcraft 3d we want your oppinion, not at this fuck..)
cu..
fuck you
(letz post at starcraft 3d we want your oppinion, not at this fuck..)
cu..
One day, God came down to Moses and said
"Moses, you idle sod! Its been 10 years since the last flood, so
I think we''ll have another, ok?"
Moses, knowing better than to question God, nodded his head in
acknowladgement (10/10 for spelling).
"Shall I buils you another Ark, oh mighty God?"
"Ah, what the hell. Go on then, but this time I want it BIGGER!
Yes, with 10 stories!"
Trembling at the irate Lord, he asks
"Shall I fill it with one of every animal agin, oh Lord?"
"God no! I wnat it filled with... fish. Yes, lots of fish"
"Fish!?"
"Yes, but more specifically, Carp. Yes, i want it filled with
Carp"
"Oh Lord, one question. Why do you wish me to build you this
huge Ark, and fill it with Carp?"
Ready for the punchline:
God replied: "I''ve always fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"
hehehe
Timeless.
"Moses, you idle sod! Its been 10 years since the last flood, so
I think we''ll have another, ok?"
Moses, knowing better than to question God, nodded his head in
acknowladgement (10/10 for spelling).
"Shall I buils you another Ark, oh mighty God?"
"Ah, what the hell. Go on then, but this time I want it BIGGER!
Yes, with 10 stories!"
Trembling at the irate Lord, he asks
"Shall I fill it with one of every animal agin, oh Lord?"
"God no! I wnat it filled with... fish. Yes, lots of fish"
"Fish!?"
"Yes, but more specifically, Carp. Yes, i want it filled with
Carp"
"Oh Lord, one question. Why do you wish me to build you this
huge Ark, and fill it with Carp?"
Ready for the punchline:
God replied: "I''ve always fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"
hehehe
Timeless.
Ferrit, good thinking!
We should be able to fill at least another 5 pages with jokes...
Another classic joke:
A hunter is walking through the forest, trying to shoot a deer.
After some time he spots one.
Then he suddenly finds himself out of ammo!
So he rushes to the gunstore, quickly buying some ammunition.
Then he remembers his wife told him to buy some supository medication(pills inserted in your butt) as well. So he goes to the drugstore next to the gunshop and buys the pills as well.
Because he is afraid the deer will run away soon he runs as fast as he can. He then trips over a fallen tree, causing all things he is carrying to fall on the floor. In his hurry he grabs everything he can get his hands on and rushes home, gives the pills to his wife and then runs back to the place where saw the deer.
Luckily the deer hasn''t run away yet.
The hunter aims, and pulls the trigger.
Nothing happends.
He pulls the trigger again and again. But its no use, the gun won''t fire.
He walks home with his head down.
How could this have happend?
He tells this story to his wife. She replies: ''You''ve seen nothing yet! I farted and the cat dropped dead on the floor!''
Think hard, and you''ll understand it
We should be able to fill at least another 5 pages with jokes...
Another classic joke:
A hunter is walking through the forest, trying to shoot a deer.
After some time he spots one.
Then he suddenly finds himself out of ammo!
So he rushes to the gunstore, quickly buying some ammunition.
Then he remembers his wife told him to buy some supository medication(pills inserted in your butt) as well. So he goes to the drugstore next to the gunshop and buys the pills as well.
Because he is afraid the deer will run away soon he runs as fast as he can. He then trips over a fallen tree, causing all things he is carrying to fall on the floor. In his hurry he grabs everything he can get his hands on and rushes home, gives the pills to his wife and then runs back to the place where saw the deer.
Luckily the deer hasn''t run away yet.
The hunter aims, and pulls the trigger.
Nothing happends.
He pulls the trigger again and again. But its no use, the gun won''t fire.
He walks home with his head down.
How could this have happend?
He tells this story to his wife. She replies: ''You''ve seen nothing yet! I farted and the cat dropped dead on the floor!''
Think hard, and you''ll understand it
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