Quote: Original post by smart_idiot Quote: Original post by Gourgy Obviously, it lives in the water, and all animals that live in the water are fish. Didn't you get the memo?
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Only mammals? That's irrelephant, they're still animal crackers. But it is essential that Animal Crackers include a left-handed moth.
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Quote: Original post by Gourgy Quote: Original post by smart_idiot Quote: Original post by Gourgy Please tell me you're joking...
Quote: Original post by BerwynIrish lol
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^^^ Credit where it's due: that's a Groucho line.
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Quote: Original post by Olrich Quote: Original post by Etnu Those are the best, but you know they have like a gram of fat PER cookie?!
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Quote: Original post by variant Quote: Original post by Olrich Quote: Original post by Etnu That in no way diminishes their tastiness.
Cheezits are the way to go for crackers. That or wheat thins. Or ritz crackers dipped in Pepsi. That's a fucking awesome combination right there.
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oh hai
I believe the unfairness stems from the original animal crackers, which were theoretically representative of those animals one would see if one went to a circus. So, perhaps we should first lobby for affirmative action for circus industry performers? Extra venues given if they add a few emus?
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