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Perhaps you should rephrase that. To me it makes absolutely no sense what so ever, however that may be because I'm being rather thick.

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LOL, nope, doesn't make sense to me either.

Perhaps K88soft is asking for the formula for jumping. How long is a piece of string?

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first you need to make sure that your system meets the standard minimum requirements. You must have a 64 processor SGI onyx super computer ($500,000 to $234,978,234,234,234 at your local best buy or circuit city).

you also must make sure that your header files meet the latest standard of JUMPAPI. Without it, your system is prone to crashes and weird behavior.

After you have met the first two requirements, call the following phone number and follow the directions:

0x92934 0x348178 10010001 24

If you are making an out of state call please die.

If you are catholic please hold.

If you are John Carmack give me a ferrari.

Finally, open microsoft visual studio 8billion, and create a new 'jump' workspace and include the line:

Jump(0);

good luck!

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