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Drevay

AOL newbs actually exist. They are no longer a myth.

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So as we were all casually chatting on #gamedev about fairly random things (like usual), when a certain "vipejc" logged onto the channel via the site's jIRC client claiming to have brilliant hockey game design ideas. Anyway, he was a complete idiot (and has actually signed up to the forums already), but what the funniest and perhaps scariest fact of all was - that he uses AOL. Yep, folks, he uses AOL. He was a complete idiot that uses AOL. All of the AOL stereotypes applied to him. Truly astounding. And without further adue, from beginning to very end; The Tragic Tale of an AOL Escapee. Enjoy!
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heya,

Not to be mean or prejudiced or anything, but I've found that the majority of AOL users [who post] on the net are AOL newbs. It's really quite scary when you read a post thinking "definitely an AOL user" and you get to the end and they give their AOL email address. Maybe it's just a sixth sense or something though...

And, nice timing.

//end rant;

CJM
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<Oluseyi> Ainokea, i can't actually fart the national anthem

wait, is oluyesi refering to the American national anthem because that's a complex tune. No one expects him to be able to toot that.
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Work in progress, but...

hockey 0.1

I took down the rough sketches and bundled them into the archive. I think I'll keep at it. (The code's horrendous!)

Requires Python and PyGame.
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[03:55] <vipejc> does anyone in here have hockey programming skills?
[03:56] <vipejc> i know
[03:56] <Oluseyi> you don't program hockey
[03:56] <vipejc> ur so slow
[03:56] [Drevay] yah, you program games
[03:56] <Oluseyi> your question is malformed
[03:56] <Promit> "does anyone in here have hockey programming skills?" -- omg.
[03:56] <vipejc> ur brain is malformed
[03:56] [Drevay] vipejc, i think this is a vice versa situation
[03:56] <Promit> ...
[03:56] <Ainokea> I gotz mad hockey programming skillz
[03:56] <Oluseyi> your mother is malformed
[03:56] <Ainokea> I program skating and shit


ROFL .... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa


why am I never on IRC when something cool happens :(

[Edited by - snisarenko on October 31, 2004 4:16:03 AM]
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Here's the game Oluseyi is working on with Pygame, Numeric and Python 2.3.x:

The Ultimate Clicky of Clickiness.

That's all done in under an hour. He had a minor issue with displaying the bmp properly, anyway, we're all looking forward to an updated version. [grin]
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Feh. Yes, there are idiots and some of them use the internet. Yes, a large percentage of English-language users access it through AOL. Yes, you stand a pretty good chance of encountering an idiot who uses AOL. What's the big deal?

And no, not "all of the AOL stereotypes applied to him." He didn't speak in caps. [rolleyes]
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omgwtf, i c nuthing rong wit that gy, id luv 2 make a hokey game!!11!




*ahem* But seriously, I can't find the topic the guy made, was it deleted?
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omgwtf, i c nuthing rong wit that gy, id luv 2 make a hokey game!!11!




*ahem* But seriously, I can't find the topic the guy made, was it deleted?


moved.
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omgwtf, i c nuthing rong wit that gy, id luv 2 make a hokey game!!11!


U spelt "maek" rong.

Sry. [grin]

Damn, I spent quite some time on IRC and never got funny stuff.
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LOL! The funniest thing is that this guy is actually serious! You should check out his profile :D

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Job Title: I, C, S Specialist

Job Description: I think up numerous hockey video game ideas, concepts, and suggestions. Then collaborate and elaborate on them. With the producers and company. And have my material implemented into the hockey games.
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"<Ainokea> the question is do you vipe?"

for a minute, I thought he was making a joke about being on the toilet.
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LOL! The funniest thing is that this guy is actually serious! You should check out his profile :D

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Job Title: I, C, S Specialist

Job Description: I think up numerous hockey video game ideas, concepts, and suggestions. Then collaborate and elaborate on them. With the producers and company. And have my material implemented into the hockey games.


The punctuation...my eyes...Nooooo! [tears]
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Heh, gave me a laugh :D Poor guy though... I can't belive he's serious, but apparently he is O_o

/MindWipe
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We really should have. Put this splitting a sentance up. Into four parts on that. Annoying ways of posting thread. </joke>

EDIT: Clarification :)

[Edited by - grekster on October 31, 2004 10:43:15 AM]
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We really should have. Put this splitting a sentance up. Into four parts on that. Annoying ways of posting thread.

Are you drunk or something? Because for fragmenting a sentence you're making an ass of yourself in the process.

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We really should have. Put this splitting a sentance up. Into four parts on that. Annoying ways of posting thread.

Are you drunk or something? Because for fragmenting a sentence you're making an ass of yourself in the process.

rating--;


It was a joke.
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We really should have. Put this splitting a sentance up. Into four parts on that. Annoying ways of posting thread.

Are you drunk or something? Because for fragmenting a sentence you're making an ass of yourself in the process.

rating--;


It was a joke.

Meh, I'm extremely tired right now, plus there's a wake today of a baby that was still born. My cousins' baby (yes, they are both my cousin yet not related, figure it out for yourself). It's pretty tragic.

So, blah.
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I remember laughing so hard when I saw this book at a library called "America Online Simplified." Now that was enlightening.
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