Quote:Original post by Conner McCloud
A Californian, a Texan, and a Coloradan are sitting in a bar.
A variation on a theme:
A Texas cowboy, a Canadian cowboy, and a Michigan cowboy are riding down the range.
The Texas cowboy pulls out a bottle of whiskey, takes one sip, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it. The Canadian and Michigan cowboys look at him like he's crazy. He says "In Texas, we have so much whiskey that wasting it doesn't mean a thing."
The Canadian cowboy nods in acknowledgment, pulls out a bottle of beer, takes one sip, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it. The Michigan cowboy looks at him like he's crazy. He says "In Canada, we have so much beer that wasting it doesn't mean a thing."
The Michigan cowboy nods in acknowledgment, pulls out a bottle of beer, drinks the whole thing, puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, and shoots the Canadian. The Texas cowboy looks at him like he's crazy. He says "In Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians and bottles are worth 10 cents."