Quote:Original post by johnhattan
I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.
ROFL
[java] Java is my friend
ROFL
Quote:Original post by CaptainJesterQuote:Original post by johnhattan
I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.
It's pretty sad when a staff member trolls.
In this case, How can you argue it's allowable? See 3/16/2004 entry. John's earned the right to say wtf ever he wants about java... imho of course.
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Quote:Original post by johnhattan
I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.
lmao your poem works too heheh
Quote:Original post by jsgcdudeQuote:Original post by CaptainJesterQuote:Original post by johnhattan
I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.
It's pretty sad when a staff member trolls.
In this case, How can you argue it's allowable? See 3/16/2004 entry. John's earned the right to say wtf ever he wants about java... imho of course.
Ah...you mean, because he doesn't know how to read documentation plain and clear he has the right to troll? Um, OK. Shrug.
Well the argument he's making is that Java's "libraries" are a mess. And really, I think most people would agree with that statement.
How about:
I don't want to cause any drama,
I but I really can't stand Java,
Because to play a first-person-shooter,
I'd need a super-computer!
Ok, so it's not entirely true, lighten up, it's funny!
[lol]
How about:
I don't want to cause any drama,
I but I really can't stand Java,
Because to play a first-person-shooter,
I'd need a super-computer!
Ok, so it's not entirely true, lighten up, it's funny!
[lol]
Java is the best,
To meet your deadline unstressed,
Because your project would go slowly,
If you had to use C only!
Ok, not as good, but I tried.
To meet your deadline unstressed,
Because your project would go slowly,
If you had to use C only!
Ok, not as good, but I tried.
Quote:Original post by Anonymous PosterExactly. Trolling is a right that I've justly earned.Quote:Original post by jsgcdudeQuote:Original post by CaptainJesterQuote:Original post by johnhattan
I like Java.
I'd never uninstall.
Its programs won't destroy my computer,
Because they barely run at all.
It's pretty sad when a staff member trolls.
In this case, How can you argue it's allowable? See 3/16/2004 entry. John's earned the right to say wtf ever he wants about java... imho of course.
Ah...you mean, because he doesn't know how to read documentation plain and clear he has the right to troll?
That being said. . .
I really do like Java.
Please don't think me a jerk.
Everything's got eight function calls.
And one of them will work.
Quote:Original post by johnhattan
Trolling is a right that I've justly earned.
But code like this (taken from the referenced blog entry) earns you nothing but the Common Noob Mistake award: Answers.addElement(new String("")); [embarrass]
I know you're not a noob coder and this is not a flame, but that's as big a noob mistake in Java as there is. Two cookies to the first who can explain why!
Quote:Original post by AldacronQuote:Original post by johnhattan
Trolling is a right that I've justly earned.
But code like this (taken from the referenced blog entry) earns you nothing but the Common Noob Mistake award: Answers.addElement(new String("")); [embarrass]
I know you're not a noob coder and this is not a flame, but that's as big a noob mistake in Java as there is. Two cookies to the first who can explain why!
This has the same effect and is more clear:
Answers.addElement("");
Though I'm not sure that's what you were getting at
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