Does anyone know good jokes that make the butt of the joke someone saying something?
Like so: "Whatcha eating under there"? "Under where"? (underwear)
good 'make someone say something' jokes
"I'm thinking updog"
"What's up dawg?"
"You're a dickfor." (say it really ernestly)
"What's a dick for?"
"What's up dawg?"
"You're a dickfor." (say it really ernestly)
"What's a dick for?"
Classic:
You: I bet I could make you say black!
Them: Okay
You: What colour is my [something red]?
Them: Red
You: What colour is my [something white]?
Them: White
You: What colour is my [something yellow]?
Them: Yellow
You: Hah! I made you say yellow!
Them: Wasn't I supposed to say black?
You: I bet I could make you say black!
Them: Okay
You: What colour is my [something red]?
Them: Red
You: What colour is my [something white]?
Them: White
You: What colour is my [something yellow]?
Them: Yellow
You: Hah! I made you say yellow!
Them: Wasn't I supposed to say black?
I remember doing those kinda things years back in school; Also the whole 'and' trick. (Asking them to say the alphabit and then pointing out that and is a color in 'X Y and Z' or the same in 'Red white and Blue' making them look like a moron.)
Those were the days...
Those were the days...
You: How do you get an elephant into a subway?
Them: I don't know.
You: You take the 's' out of "sub" and get the "f" out of the way.
Them: There is no 'f' in way!
Humor portal legend.
Them: I don't know.
You: You take the 's' out of "sub" and get the "f" out of the way.
Them: There is no 'f' in way!
Humor portal legend.
Quote:Original post by silverphyre673
You: How do you get an elephant into a subway?
Them: I don't know.
You: You take the 's' out of "sub" and get the "f" out of the way.
Them: There is no 'f' in way!
Humor portal legend.
Of course with todays modern laugage slang they would say: 'There isn't f-in way' kinda ruining it.
Say "I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
They say, "Ok, knock knock."
You say, "Who's there? ..."
Hilarity ensues as they grasp for a mental foothold.
They say, "Ok, knock knock."
You say, "Who's there? ..."
Hilarity ensues as they grasp for a mental foothold.
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