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Original post by Charles Hwang
Does anyoen know good jokes that make the butto f the joke someone saying something? like so:

Whatcha eating under there?'

Under where? (underwear)


I bet you could do some playground style "say 'peanut' 100 times really fast" kind of jokes.

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Original post by Charles Hwang
Does anyoen know good jokes that make the butto f the joke someone saying something? like so:

Whatcha eating under there?'

Under where? (underwear)


I bet you could do some playground style "say 'peanut' 100 times really fast" kind of jokes.


Or "say 'X' 100 times really fast". Then call them Adidas for the rest of the year - tell them it stands for All Day I Dream About Sex. I was traumatized in 6th grade. That's what you get for being in the older kid's math class. Those 7th graders were a rough bunch. And now they're seniors in high school. How time flys.

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Walk around with half a brick. When someone askes, "Why do you have a brick?" You say, "I'm saving up for a house." I want to try this one in a riot being asked by a officer.

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The last one I remember telling was way back before middle school some time. The gist of the joke was to tell the person to look down their shirt and spell "attic."

That one stopped getting repeated right around the time that me and my peers started hanging around in mixed company.

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Damn, I was going to use the "say 'Mother may I' then spell cup" routine. Beaten :'(

Flashcards:

- I Am

- Sofa King

- We Todd Ed

courtesy of Billywitchdoctor.com via Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Damn, I was going to use the "say 'Mother may I' then spell cup" routine. Beaten :'(

Flashcards:

- I Am

- Sofa King

- We Todd Ed

courtesy of Billywitchdoctor.com via Aqua Teen Hunger Force


Thats like the fax on Vampire: Bloodlines-

Get your furniture from Sofa King...
We're Sofa King Great!

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Walk around with half a brick. When someone askes, "Why do you have a brick?" You say, "I'm saving up for a house." I want to try this one in a riot being asked by a officer.


Yay for DiscWorld [grin]

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