Dinosaurs and Evangelism
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Dinosaurs and evangelism
[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol].
This thread will probably get closed, but that was so hilariously stupid I just have to share it.
[Edited by - LessBread on June 3, 2006 4:44:55 PM]
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...
At 2 hr 37 min 36 sec that clip is far too long. Looking at the associated website, Creation Science Evangelism, I see that Dr. Dino will be spreading misinformation in my neck of the woods next week.
And get a load of this: Secret Mysteries of America's Beginnings Volume 1
At 2 hr 37 min 36 sec that clip is far too long. Looking at the associated website, Creation Science Evangelism, I see that Dr. Dino will be spreading misinformation in my neck of the woods next week.
And get a load of this: Secret Mysteries of America's Beginnings Volume 1
Quote:
Follow the journey of secret societies from England to the New World and learn of their "ancient hope" of establishing a democratic commonwealth that would one day extend to all nations. In the 16th century, Sir Francis Bacon was at the helm of such societies as the leader of the Rosicrucians and the first Grand Master of modern Freemasonry. As such, he is considered by some to be the true founder of America.
Listening to him say "National Pornographic" was kind of funny. The next five minutes were just "Wow", and I just stopped there.
Didn’t the Daily Show play a clip from the guy making some kind of argument about how we don’t see anyone make a watch and we didn’t see god create us, therefore god must have created us?
I was watching the video and simultaneously writing a post here. I asked those that have seen it, as a joke, if he said that dinosaurs got extinct because they couldn't fit in the arc.
And then it happened.
And then it happened.
I think I got a good 15 minutes in...what website do I go to to get that time back in my life??
Quote:Original post by Sandman
I managed 8 minutes 32 seconds before my brain imploded.
A mere 3 minutes 3 seconds here. You have a Brain Of Steel.
You have to give it to him though. He says:
1)Lizzards grow bigger during their whole life.
2)Pre-flood, everybody lived 900 years.
3)So, pre-flood, there were lizzards that grew for 900 years: Dinosaurs!
4)During the flood, Noah managed to get only the small lizzards, which we have today, and not the big ones.
From a formalistic-yet-completely-stupid point of view, it's kind of impressive.
1)Lizzards grow bigger during their whole life.
2)Pre-flood, everybody lived 900 years.
3)So, pre-flood, there were lizzards that grew for 900 years: Dinosaurs!
4)During the flood, Noah managed to get only the small lizzards, which we have today, and not the big ones.
From a formalistic-yet-completely-stupid point of view, it's kind of impressive.
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