What are your schemes to advance your GDNet reputation?
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Pay very close attention.
Gotcha.Quote:Original post by Programmer One
HITLAR.
Wassermelone schmeckt, ja ja ja gut!Quote:Original post by Programmer One
LIME JELLO.
"Lime Jello. Misrepresented in bad hospital torture flicks, manipulated by lunchladies and old world relatives, scourge of the bunny, ambrosia of the gerbil. Lime Jello is perfect, it is pleasing to all the senses. If you could fill a pool with it it would feel better that water, although a bit harder to swim in. Now you are probably wondering: Why all this fuss about lime jello? The answer to that question is simple, lime jello has come under attack by the evil bunny people. In a quote from the evil bunny pope "He came to me in a dream, and told me of the Flaming Pit of [lime green] Jell-O, which is purported to be in Wheeling, WVa, and is the place of eternal damnation for those who would seek to destroy the Bunny." In response to this blasphemy we only need to say that it is better to bathe in jello than serve these vile pellet droping beasts. " - SourceQuote:Original post by Programmer One
Become Dictionary Administrator. Resign.
PROCESS PENDING WHIST FUNDS BEING TRANSFERRED TO Ravuya...Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Truly hate at least one staff and/or moderator.
Not a problem. [rolleyes]Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Communism.
WOMEN ARE JUST AS SMART AND INTELLIGENT AS MEN! AND GOD DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE HE CANNOT BE BOTH!Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Invent a conspiracy theory. Deny everything.
The world trade towers were brought down by the collision of one of our (lost) mars explorer probes. I deny creating this theory, or having any part in spreading it.Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Make a new meme every 10 minutes.
#define meme_meme meme
#define meme _meme
#define _meme _meme_memeQuote:Original post by Programmer One
Subliminal AVote for P1dvertising. Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Know everything about everybody. Everything. Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Know at least 90% of the forum staff and moderators. Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Jesus == HITLAR.
#define Jesus true
#define HITLAR trueQuote:Original post by Programmer One
Give P1 all your money. Quote:Original post by Programmer One
Ok?
Ok.
Well done sir. Masterful. I giggled.
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Yo voy a escribir esto en español para que los niños extranjeros al copiar y pegar este texto en el traductor, lo entiendan.
¡Fresca, española al inglés es la primera opción en Google traduce!
My plan is to make a kick ass game that everyone will play and then i'll finally get some recognition. Unfortunately my game development has pretty much dropped to zero after graduating and getting a job :( But i still like to think it'll happen.
Quote:Original post by PromitI get all confused if I see a
Use the same post icon for every post, for years on end.
I think it's working.
thread and your name isn't next to it.
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I say nothing in the hope people think of me as the strong silent type
Oh man, you just ruined it! Silent since July, and then BAM! you come out all talkative-like. Weak, so weak, that's like Teller walking up to Penn one day and saying "hey, wanna go out for a burger?". And then Penn says "I'll eat my fucking red meat and theres not a damn thing you can do about it!!!". Then Teller climbs inside of a little box and starts throwing out bleeding baby doll heads.
What was I talking about again?
So I was reading a book the other day about how giraffes control everything that we see in mirrors, and it got me to thinking... what if giraffes are mirrors, and what we call "mirrors" are portals to the demon realm? If that is the case, then what we think we look like is actually a demon that spies on us from the safety of his portal, and we all actually look like giraffes!
To prove this theory, I measured the length of my neck. The results I got were contrary to my hypothesis, but then I realized that my ruler might also be a demon from the netherworld. The only thing I can rely on is chocolate cake, because nothing that tasty could be evil. But how do I measure the length of my neck using chocolate cake? The answer was simple: I would eat a bite of cake and measure the time it takes to get to the bottom of my throat. A few additions, carry the 1, and I should have an accurate reading as to whether or not I am actually a giraffe.
I sat down at my kitchen table last night with a Double Chocolate Romance Explosion and a stopwatch. I took a bite and looked at my stopwatch... 0:00? I started my stopwatch and then took another bite. Then I realized that my throat was parched and the friction was affecting my times. I drank some milk and tried it again. With each bite I recorded the time it took to swallow the chunk of cake. The conclusion: chocolate cake is tasty, but too much of it will make you vomit cake and milk all over your log sheet. Unreadable, and I'll be damned if I try that experiment again!
So here I am now, straining to come up with another way to discover the truth about my ungulate ancestry. I need an epiphany toilet.
[Edited by - JBourrie on November 27, 2006 4:49:50 PM]
Quote:Original post by EDIQuote:Original post by _goat
What's your plan?
Finish one game (check!)
Finish another game (in progress...)
Thats my plan ;D
Ok. That's just silly.
I disappear for years at a time, only to come back in huge quantities; then, I abruptly leave again, with little to no warning.
It worked for Yann L., right?
- cd
It worked for Yann L., right?
- cd
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Label_again:
5. read your post from the beginning until spot first typo/grammar error
5a. if didn't spot any errors, return
6. hit edit
7. edit the typo
8. hit "make modifications"
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Dude. "Show Preview."
Quote:Original post by benryvesQuote:Original post by PromitI get all confused if I see a
Use the same post icon for every post, for years on end.
I think it's working.
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