Facts about John Carmack

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33 comments, last by DandoTheDany 12 years, 6 months ago
Carmack doesn't use a keyboard, he just creates brainwave patterns that resonant with the CPU to make the appropriate input signals.

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Quote:Original post by born2die
- Carmack can divide by zero.


Holy crap! I want a fanboy t-shirt with that slogan on it! [smile]
Carmack doesnt use a monitor, he just ripped out his eyeballs and plugged his optic nerves directly into the video out sockets.
Quote:Original post by BosskIn Soviet Russia, you STFU WITH THOSE LAME JOKES!
Quote:Original post by grekster
Carmack doesnt use a monitor, he just ripped out his eyeballs and plugged his optic nerves directly into the video out sockets.


Carmack now leaves a hell of a mess when he goes the toilet.
Here's another joke: Carmack's games are fun.
When Carmack moves, Chuck Norris lifts his left eyebrow.
Quote:Original post by Anonymous Poster
When Carmack moves, Chuck Norris lifts his left eyebrow.


[lol]
Best regards, Omid
A fictional conversation between John Carmack and the ambassador of another planet:

Ambassador: Greetings earthling. We come in peace. What is it that you do on your planet?

Carmack: I make computer games where you run around and kill aliens.
In the early development of Doom 3, John Carmack was forced to fabricate and engineer the first Brain-to-AGP adapter for himself so he could run the Alpha in full graphics with a decent framerate.
Carmack isn't pleased with the fill-rate and poly counts in real life, so he is writing his own drivers.

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