You're not a real programmer until you've written a...
I was a real programmer... once....
*stares off into the distance with a haunted look in his eyes*
*stares off into the distance with a haunted look in his eyes*
You're not a real programmer until you've forgotten a semicolon.
You're not a real programmer until you've made an MMO (get crackin', GD-n00bs!).
You're not a real programmer until you've spent three days debugging code that took three minutes to write.
You're not a real programmer until you've killed aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
You're not a real programmer until you've forgotten to sleep.
You're not a real programmer until you've bought an $80 book just for the content of one 10-page chapter.
You're not a real programmer until you've made an MMO (get crackin', GD-n00bs!).
You're not a real programmer until you've spent three days debugging code that took three minutes to write.
You're not a real programmer until you've killed aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
You're not a real programmer until you've forgotten to sleep.
You're not a real programmer until you've bought an $80 book just for the content of one 10-page chapter.
Okay, okay, I get the point. I'll play along now.
You're not a real programmer until you write a web crawler that generates statements about GDNet members based on their posting history.
[Edited by - capn_midnight on March 10, 2008 2:16:25 PM]
Quote:Original post by JBourrie
You're not a real programmer until you've killed aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
You're not a real programmer until you write a web crawler that generates statements about GDNet members based on their posting history.
[Edited by - capn_midnight on March 10, 2008 2:16:25 PM]
your not a real programmer until you've realized that your not as good as you thought you were.
You're not a real programmer until you've written a requirement specification with a picture of a cat eating a dog blown up over 104 pages and gotten it approved.
You're not a real programmer until you've written a "There's no place like home" sign and hung it in your cubicle.
You're not a real programmer until you've written a CV, got a job off of it and managed to keep that job for at least 2 years. Perception is reality and if you've managed to fool someone for that long, you might as well be a real programmer.
You're not a real programmer until you've written a "There's no place like home" sign and hung it in your cubicle.
You're not a real programmer until you've written a CV, got a job off of it and managed to keep that job for at least 2 years. Perception is reality and if you've managed to fool someone for that long, you might as well be a real programmer.
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