If my mother, or my mothers mother were to be a programmer:

//Cmon baby. Score me a home run!

//YES! Memory leak prevention code.

They always talk(ed) to the TV while they watched horror movies or baseball games.

I like to say:

//this function will check to see if Monkey Man''s X and Y pos
//are equal.

Artificial intelligence is the devil... resist intelligent NPC''s

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you..."~Friedrich Nietzsche